Dave is 22 and has been working as a porn photographer for the last 4 years. He was bullied as a child and even into adulthood and decided that he'd make his mark in life by photographing naked women on porn shoots.
His personal motto is it takes a real man to do a real man's job.
Despite his dreams of exceptionalism Dave is rather average if not mediocre. He has delusions of grandeur coupled with Trumpian narcissism. Everything he does is the best thing ever. He is the very best at everything. The rise of Donald Trump in American politics gave him the push he needed to become a pro wrassler.
DOB: Feb 29, 1996
Reddish brown hair in a curly mullet and cheesy porn star mustache
He looks fit but has no real muscle tone
Dave wears a pair of tights that are bright pink and extend to his mid thigh. Starting at the top of his right leg, arching over his groin, and stopping at the top of his left leg are the words "Your Mom Was Here." Across his rear reads "REAL MAN."
The text on front and back are block lettered and are purple.
Entrance music: Now You're A Man by DVDA
"Introducing from Porn Valley, California. He stands 69 inches tall and 11 and 5/16th inches long. He is the "Long Dick Daddy of Long Beach." The "Poon Purveyor of Palo Alto." The "Meat Mallet of Mendocino." The "Manliest Man to ever Man." Ladies and Gentleman... DAAAVVVEEE!!!"
"Now You're A Man" by DVDA hits the PA system as bright pink and purple lasers flash and stream through rising fog clouds.
Dave walks out wearing a robe that is made from brightly colored sequined feathers with fur trim along the edges. A smug look graces his face as he slowly steps down the ramp to the ring. He stops once or twice to sneer at a fan. He climbs the steps to the ring and steps between the ropes before holding his arms out wide and doing a slow walk around the ring before going to his corner.
COMMONLY USED MOVES
The Porn Valley Plunge (he places his opponent in a bulldog headlock, runs to the nearest corner, jumps up and kicks off the top turnbuckle, before planting his opponent with a bulldog)
The Tea Bag (with his opponent laying flat on their back he straddles their face before dropping to his knees with his balls covering their mouth for an embarrassing pinning combination)