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RSW PRESENTS ANARCHY 33 Posted 5 months ago by RSW

***DATELINE: 16th NOVEMBER 2017***


RSW is stepping up the pace as we close in on AnarChristmas IV, and we're delighted to announce an extension to our tour of South America - this time, we're visiting Estadio El Campin down in Bogota, Columbia! With the roster still reeling from the events of Anarchy 32 - and, if sources are to be believed, Garmr's crew still chasing Billy Fowler around the streets of Chile in a car chase for the ages, focus now must turn to our final stop before the annual Christmas extravaganza. And that's probably just as well, because at some point they're going to have to park the cars and get in the ring - Fowler vs Garmr II is booked for Anarchy 33 as one of various tournament matches up and down the card. Also of interest is Dylan Erickson defending his newly won RSW Anarchy Championship against Nob Kerfuffle, who has stepped into the tournament in place of the departed Logan Omari. Hunter Valentyne has been booked on the card, but rumours are rife that the controversial star has walked out on the company in the midst of a scandal regarding allegedly faked footage of Rob Riot's son. 

If there's one thing the roster has shown us recently, it's that despite the tournament bookings, they just can't stop attacking each other, or making and breaking alliances, so who knows what's going to go down on the night? There's only one way to find out...join us! 


RSW ANARCHY 32 IS LIVE! Posted 5 months ago by RSW

***DATELINE: 15th NOVEMBER 2017***


Santiago, Chile, we loved you! We loved you, we fought in you, we bled in you, and we left you with a night neither you nor we will ever forget. For all we know, there are still RSW wrestlers high tailing it around your back streets in hot pursuit of each other even as we speak. But who, and how did they get into such a predicament? Who was revealed, shockingly, as Garmr's new associate? And who made the first dent on Garmr's entourage...and then man himself? Who humiliated Hunter Valentyne? Whose comeback was confirmed? Whose comeback is suspected? Have all the goalposts in RSW moved yet again? 

There's only one way to find out....tune into Anarchy 32 right now!

RSW PRESENTS ANARCHY 32 Posted 5 months ago by RSW

***DATELINE: 27th OCTOBER 2017***


As we move on from Anarchy 31, with its revelations and reunions, we're headed off to Movistar Arena in Santiago, Chile for Anarchy 32, and the second set of fixtures for the Riot Star Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship tournament! 

The fixtures throw up some interesting pairings:- Rob Riot going up against equally long-tenured former PWA veteran (and now former Koresh Clan member) Chris Gibson, the now-unmasked 'D' face to face with Hunter Valentyne, and the truly bizarre pairing of Nocturnal and Mark Force; and Devin Stone's luck doesn't seem to be getting any better as he finds himself in a non-tournament match with the monstrous Garmr. 

Speaking of Garmr, with his team's dismissal of Hunter Valentyne post Anarchy 31, the roster truly is lined up against him as RSW seeks to face down the largest individual threat the promotion has ever known. Warring factions seem to have put hostilities on ice, with members of the Bastards, the Remnant, the Koresh family and even Armand von Krauss himself seemingly willing to act together to prevent the monster from tearing the entire roster limb from limb. But can any of these alliances - each of them wrought with their own internal difficulties - truly be effective? 

Only one thing is for certain. From now until he's defeated, Garmr is an enemy of the state! 

RSW responds to XCW Posted 5 months ago by RSW

Earlier this morning, at a specially convened board meeting, RSW shareholders Armand von Krauss, Chris Parsons and Rob Riot discussed the ongoing, amicable discussion between Riot Star Wrestling and Xcellent Championship Wrestling regarding the ownership of the 'Gang Warfare' trademark in relation to professional wrestling. XCW should be honoured such a meeting took place at all, as von Krauss, Parsons and Riot cannot stand each other, and it must be considered a small miracle that they didn't murder each other inside the boardroom. 

RSW notes with delight that XCW have, as requested, added RSW's brand name prominently on their advertising for the 'Gang Warfare' Pay Per View, and we consider this to be excellent progress in the dispute. We are, however, confused by the addition of the word 'FUCK' in front of our brand name. If this is to be construed as a sexual advance, then on behalf of the RSW roster, we must respectfully decline.

We also note with some displeasure that our request was viewed as 'grounds for an impending war'. Whilst we admire your leadership's obvious affection for North Korea, and your adoption of their policy of making threats that they're clearly incapable of backing up, we are concerned that XCW's rhetoric may lead XCW's wrestlers and fans to believe that a conflict between the promotions is possible, or even desirable. From RSW's perspective, such a war would be viewed not so much as a battle, but an exercise in pest control, and we shudder to imagine what Garmr alone would do to your entire roster.

It is friendly advice of RSW to XCW, as one neighbourly promotion to another, that they should continue to feature the RSW brand on all future promotion regarding the Pay Per View, and desist from making further threats of violence, lest it actually occurs.